imagine if aliens found the dead body of a human being exploded in the vacuum of space and they started making fun of the mutilated corpse calling it “splatter alien” and saying it was the ugliest alien in the whole galexy. and then made stuffed animals of it to sell to their alien kids. that’s what happened on this planet to the blob fish
fight the slander. post pressurized blobfish
still a bit of a weird looking cunt if I’m being fully honest.
Since everyone suddenly remembered and was talking about that SA2 ad where shadow eats an entire cow, can we talk about how funny the SA2 ads in general were. They were trying to convince us that shadow was this super duper evil guy soooooo bad
not that we didn’t already Know belos was full of shit, but it’s even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him